First day as a second year vet.  I would never believe it if it weren’t for all the student loan paperwork.  That makes it all very, very real (and not always in the happy way).

Well then, off to Veterinary Physiology II.  No joke, we’re learning about the birds and the bees.  Dude, I’ve been married almost twelve years now.  Can I get an exemption on this section of lectures?