They have a thing here called a Tui.

Yeah, birds are cool, but this is only the second-most important Tui in New Zealand.

But what do you think I am, an ornithologist? I’m more interested in the other kind of Tui.

In the New Zealand dialect, you pronounce this beer "Choice!"

After walking nearly five miles through the jungle around Massey today, I was much more interested in the latter Tui than the former.